T'is true, slip'd by. April's Publish'd Child did featured this tale of Australian Woe, this crisis existential caused by callous heart of child, resistant, nay rebellious, to his parents entreaty, their lofty ambitions for him as embodiment of sporting prowess.
Ball of foot, oval and round; ball of basket,too; the eastern arts martial; see, a mountain, A Mountain yonder rises! Climb as it is there, they beseeched. To. No. Avail.
"Can't I just have Drama Lessons?" asked he. And thus were lessons for all well learned.
The rest was theatre.